Sunday, July 05, 2009

Them's the Rules

If a woman is wrong and she admits it, the man is obliged to graciously drop the matter.

If a man is wrong and he admits it, the woman is obliged to graciously spend the next two days exploring every minute detail and possible permutation of his wrongness and rank it in a comparative historical timeline of his prior wrongs, with an emphasis on how it made her feel.

Hey, I don't make the rules.